Brian Fugett



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Having been poaching writers from Brian's excellent site, Zygote in my Coffee for the past month, it's a great honour to now feature a selection of Brian's own work. I'll also be adding a great story by him in the coming weeks, so watch this space

 


Brian Fugett is a member of the slacker, fast food generation that has been branded with an �X�. He sits in his pad all day consuming more oxygen than he�s worth. He�s been doing it for nearly 32 years now & has become quite efficient at it. Eating & voiding are the only things he really knows how to do. Between meals & trips to the shitter, he writes. Rumor has it, authorities in the San Francisco Bay area claim he's been incarcerated numerous times for publicly milking West Nile Virus from the tits of pregnant mosquitoes. Ask him about it at: [email protected] & he will vehemently deny it. Some day he hopes to be president of the �International Society of Incontinent Gum Swallowers�, a support group for people who compulsively swallow gum & piss themselves. Until that day arrives, he occupies his time with writing, cartooning, filmmaking & editing the webzine Zygote in my Coffee.


BRIAN'S FAVOURITE FILMMAKERS


DAVID LYNCH

Click image to visit Wayney's David Lynch website; to become a member of David Lynch's official website, click here or for related DVD's and books on Amazon, click here
TODD SOLONDZ

Click image to visit the Fear, Anxiety and Depression site, dedicated to Solondz films; for an interview with Solondz on the Cool Directors website, click here or for related books and DVD's on Amazon, click here
GUS VAN SANT

Click image to visit the official website of Van Sant's latest film, 'Elephant'; to read about Van Sant on the Goods of Filmmaking site, click here or for related books and DVD's on Amazon, click here
NICOLAS ROEG

Click image for a biography and bibliography of Roeg on the Phinnweb site; for Lee Hill's profile of Roeg on the Senses of Cinema site, click here or for related films and books on Amazon, click here
ROMAN POLANSKI

Click image for biography and bibliography of Polanski on the Phinnweb site; for the Roman Polanski Vision site, click here or for related books and DVD's on Amazon, click here

BRIAN�S FAVORITE COMIC BOOK WRITERS/ARTISTS


MIKE ALLRED

Click image to read about Mike Allred and view his work on Lambiek site; for an interview with Allred on Ultrazine site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here
JOHNNY RYAN

Click image to visit Johnny Ryan's official website; for an interview with Ryan on the Comics Journal site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS

Click image to visit Jinxworld, the official website of Brian Michael Bendis; for a biography of Bendis and his work on the Mars Import site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here
PETER MILLIGAN

Click image to read about Milligan and his work on the Continuity Pages site; for an interview with Milligan on the Sequential Tart site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here
SHANNON WHEELER

Click image to read about Wheeler and his work on the Hollywood Comics site; for the official Too Much Coffee Man site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here
DAVID MACK

Click image to visit David Mack's official website; for an interview with Mack on the Sequential Tart site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here
ED BRUBAKER

Click image to visit Ed Brubaker's official website; for an interview with Brubaker on the Newsarama site, click here or for related comics and books on Amazon, click here

BRIAN�S FAVORITE MUSICIANS


TOM WAITS

Click image to visit Tom Waits Digest, the official Tom Waits website; for a profile of Waits on the Salon.com site, click here or to listen to sound clips on Amazon, click here
LEONARD COHEN

Click image to visit the official Leonard Cohen website; for the extensive Leonard Cohen Files site, click here or for Cohen's back catalogue on Amazon, click here
WEEN

Click image to visit the official Ween website; for audio and video clips of Ween on the Ween.net site, click here or to listen to sound clips from the brothers on Amazon, click here
BECK

Click image to visit the official Beck website; to read Jack White's 2002 interview with Beck, click here or to listen to sound clips on Amazon, click here
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

Click image to visit the official They Might Be Giants website; for the unofficial They Might Be Giants site, click here or to listen to sound clips from the band on Amazon, click here
DAMIEN RICE

Click image to visit the official Damien Rice website; for Eskimo Friends, the Damien Rice Fansite, click here or to listen to sound clips on Amazon, click here
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT

Click image to visit the official Rufus Wainwright website; to view videos and download track by Wainwright from the Rolling Stone site, click here or to listen to sound clips from Wainwright on Amazon, click here

BRIAN'S 5 FAVOURITE FILMS


TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME

Click image to visit the Twin Peaks Online website; for Mark Stewart's 'Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me' page, click here or for the DVD of the film on Amazon, click here
HAPPINESS

Click image to read interview with director, Solondz about 'Happiness'; for Jonathan Letham's Salon.com review of the film, click here or for the DVD of the film on Amazon, click here
THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH

Click image for a short profile of the film on Phinnweb site; for a selection of images from the film on the Teenage Wildlife site, click here or for the DVD of the film on Amazon, click here
MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO

Click image to read the screenplay of the film online; to read more about the film on the River Phoenix website, click here or for the screenplay of the film on Amazon, click here
APOCALYPSE NOW

Click image for a detailed review of the film on Filmsite; for a review plus sound and video clips from the film, click here or for the DVD of the film on Amazon, click here


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SELECTED
POETRY
by Brian Fugett






'PERISTALSIS IN THE BOWELS OF DOWNTOWN'
by Brian Fugett



all up & down
5th street there are
peep shows
coffee shops
liquor stores
& fresh tattoos that glow
on the pale
february bleached flesh
of girls
& all the skinny caramel lattes
are clutched too tight
even though they are hotter than
the august pavement
& everywhere you go
along east 3rd street
the cell phones are screaming
to be released from
all of the pockets
purses
& glove compartment coffins
while a roving pack of mimes
stalk the corner of 4th & main
peddling
thespian nightmares
in a symphony of silence
so loud
it sounds like propaganda
& all the yellow
slowly leaks
from the sun
as i sit in the caf�
across the street
murdering myself
one cigarette
at a time.


� Brian Fugett
Reproduced with permission



'COFFEE AT THE TWO-CUP-CAF�'
by Brian Fugett



my waitress
Irene
is a
bull-dyke brunette
with a mouthful of cancelled teeth
& a smile
naked as
a Sunday
sunbeam.

she leans
over the table
to refill the coffee
& I catch
an eyeful
of breasts
so close
I can feel the heat gathering
in her cleavage.

my libido makes
a hasty
alcohol addled
assessment:
�Note� Irene�s breasts
pendulous yet firm
not bad for a woman
pushing 50.�

just then
the drunken sailor
at the next table
pinches her ass
she yelps
misfires
& I find myself
with a lap full
of scalding hot
colombian
breakfast blend.

she attempts to apologize
as I frantically fan
my crotch
but her voice
gets lost
somewhere else
as her face
is swallowed by
the phlegm basted
cackle
of a smoker�s laugh.


� Brian Fugett
Reproduced with permission




'EASTER MORNING, 1989'
by Brian Fugett



The taste of sleep
lingers in my mouth
as I feed another
cup of black coffee
to an impending ulcer.

Uncle Ernie with his
bushy gray hair
& crumb speckled beard
sits next to me
leaning his elbows
on the table
gumming a spoonful
of oatmeal.

I light a Marlboro
fascinated by
the tattoo
that decorates
his forearm
with the image
of a dead angel
dangling between
the salivating jaws
of a Golden Retriever.

He pauses mid-chew
spoon still perched
to his lips
then startles me with
a sudden sideways glance.

He studies me for a moment
eyes wide, then says, �I
used to be the meanest
son-of-a-bitch south of Hanoi.�

He holds his gaze,
I nod in agreement
muttering, �Yep, I bet
you were Uncle Ernie. I
bet you were.�

And I imagine he was
as I watch his grip tighten
around the spoon, causing
the limp angel to convulse
between the Retriever�s jaws.


� Brian Fugett
Reproduced with permission




'INSOMNIAC�S MANTRA'
by Brian Fugett



I
WANT
TO STRANGLE
THE SUN
SO THE REST
OF THE WORLD
CAN EXPERIENCE
THE DARKNESS
THAT DWELLS
INSIDE
ME.


� Brian Fugett
Reproduced with permission




'SHELTERING SHEILA'
by Brian Fugett



5:57a.m.
The motel room
is still thick
with shadows.

I linger in bed,
pinned down
by the gravity
of a throbbing
hangover.

The distant sounds
of the highway
filter in
on the breeze
as Sheila gazes
out the window
huddled over
a cigarette.

�Baby killer!�
a voice shrieks
from the next room.
A door slams
& an argument erupts.

Sheila flicks
her cigarette
out the window
& cups her palms
around her ears.

�Sometimes, when
it�s really quiet,
my hands sound
like the ocean,�
she says, focusing
her eyes
on the horizon.


� Brian Fugett
Reproduced with permission





BRIAN'S MUSE (aka his favorite vices):


Cheap vodka

$2 bottle of merlot

Factory outlet cigars ($5 will get ya 20 smokes, what a bargain)

My girlfriend in pigtails & a t-shirt



BRIAN'S FAVOURITE PLAYWRIGHTS:


DAVID IVES

Click title for a short biography of Ives; for a review of Ives' play, 'All in the Timing', click here or for plays by Ives on Amazon, click here

SARAH KANE

Click title to visit Iain Fisher's Sarah Kane website; for a biography of Kane on the In Yer Face Theatre site, click here or for plays by Kane on Amazon, click here

HAROLD PINTER

Click title to visit the official Harold Pinter website; for Ann-Marie Cusac's interview with Pinter on The Progressive website, click here or for related books on Amazon, click here

DAVID MAMET

Click title for a profile of Mamet on the Imagi-Nation website; for the David Mamet Info page on Mindspring, click here or for plays by Mamet on Amazon, click here

EDWARD ALBEE

Click title for a biography and selection of links relating to Albee and his works; for a profile of Albee on the Imagi-Nation site, click here or for plays by Albee on Amazon, click here

EUGENE IONESCO

Click title for a profile of Ionesco on the Imagi-Nation website; for the Eugene Ionesco Homepage, click here or for plays by Ionesco on Amazon, click here

BRIAN'S OTHER INFLUENCES INCLUDE:


MARK LEYNER

Click title for Alexander Laurence's interview withe Leyner on the Write Stuff website; for a profile and Leyner-related links on the Rumored.com site, click here or for books by Leyner on Amazon, click here

ALBERT CAMUS

Click title a biography and a great selection of links relating to Camus and his works; for a selection of critical essays of Camus' work, click here or for Camus' works on Amazon, click here

ROY LICHTENSTEIN

Click title to visit the website of the Roy Lichtenstein Foundation; to view a selection of Lichtenstein's art on the Cold Bacon website, click here or for related books on Amazon, click here



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