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Roman"><br><br> <br> </font><center><font color="red"><h3> <b> 'HELLO MAISTER SMYTH'<br>by Brent Hodgson</b></h3></font><br><p><br></p><blockquote> Hello, Maister Smyth,<br> Yow suld be att hame<br> Puttand yowr dennar on.<br> Yow suld nocht be lyggand thair,<br> Warslyng with a python.<br><br> <img src="../python.gif" width="303" height="173" alt="warslyng with a python"><br><br> <i>lyggand: lying<br> warslyng: wrestling</i><br><br><br><hr><br><br> <font size="4"> "Gife yow waid knaw the ressoun<br> Off adversity and fortoun in the lyfe off man,<br> Than luik for lest yeris fut prentis,<br> On the Se-swepit, sandy strand." </font> </blockquote></center> <br><br><br> <center><b><font color="red"> <font size="1"> © Brent Hodgson<br>Reproduced with Permission</font></font></b></center> <br> <br><hr><br><br><center><font color="red"><b>BOOKS BY BRENT HODGSON</b></font></center><p> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0952132923/laurahirdso01-21">Mr. Burns for Supper: Contemporary Poetry from Ayrshire and Dumfries and Galloway</a> - Pete Fortune (Editor), Brent Hodgson (Editor) - Greit Bogill Publications 1996 </p><p> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0952132907/laurahirdcom-21"> Oh No: Surrealistic Poems</a> - Brent Hodgson - Ayrshire Writers 1993 </p><p> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/187376703X/laurahirdcom-21"> Collected Works: Three Novels,Two Lessons,Nine Haikus and More</a> - Brent Hodgson, Andrew Parkinson (Illustrator) - Clocktower Press 1993 </p><p> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1902944070/laurahirdcom-21"> Hello, Maister Smyth</a> - Brent Hodgson - Kettillonia 2000 </p><p> <br><br></p><hr><br><center><form method="post" action="http://us.1.p.webhosting.yahoo.com/forms?login=tynietalk"> <table width="400" border="0" cellspacing="10" cellpadding="0"> <tr><td valign="top" align="right"> <font face="arial" size="-1"> <b>Your first name:</b></font><br> <input type="text" name="Name" 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