Angela Allitt is an avid literary fan, who enjoys learning anything, cooking and socialising. She is mother to Lewis, the oldest 5 year old in North Motherwell and the light of her life.HERE
The ultimate intrusion
Here I lie on a cold fresh sheet
Naked from the waist down
Dignity nude as nervousness knots
In anticipation of my first time
The door closes and he nears the bed
This man known from childhood
He takes my hand reassuringly
And says, “You’ll be okay, just relax”
Lifting my legs and spreading apart
He places one sterile hand upon my knee
And with abrupt gentleness
Inserts his tool into my unwilling orifice
I automatically retract as the hard alien
Probes deep within my inner modesty
“Relax”, he repeats in a softer tone
“It’ll all be over soon”
He withdraws his penetrating mechanism
Much to my relief and embarrassment
Fumbling with my knickers I dress quickly
And as I leave he says
“Make an appointment for your results”
One night in Heaven
I met my god last Saturday
In a relatively quiet shop
Halfway up Sauchiehall street
This presence made me stop
I gazed in awe and disbelief
At this sight before my eyes
A vision of perfection
No man could belie
Innocent I did caress
Skin which felt divine
And within that instant
I knew I’d make him mine
Hurriedly I caught the train
And headed out of town
Home to our secret heaven
I removed his cloak of brown
As we lay down together
'Oh my god!' I cried
With 12 inch of rubber pleasure
It came with batteries supplied
ANGELA’S GOOD THINGS:
Family and friends - lonely life without them
Changing of the seasons - seeing nature come alive and die with a vibrancy of
colour
Old movies - curling up on the sofa on wet windy days
Bed Linen - fresh off the washing line - the crisp soothing scent as you drift off
to sleep
Lightning - an amazing phenomenon I could watch for hours
ANGELA’S SHITE THINGS:
Spiders - enough said
Drunk drivers - Leave it or lose it car policy
Junk mail - save our trees
Cleaning windows - where the xxxx is George Formby?
Cruelty to all loving things - spiders excluded obviously
Changing of the seasons - seeing nature come alive and die with a vibrancy of colour
Old movies - curling up on the sofa on wet windy days
Bed Linen - fresh off the washing line - the crisp soothing scent as you drift off to sleep
Lightning - an amazing phenomenon I could watch for hours
ANGELA’S SHITE THINGS: Spiders - enough said
Drunk drivers - Leave it or lose it car policy
Junk mail - save our trees
Cleaning windows - where the xxxx is George Formby?
Cruelty to all loving things - spiders excluded obviously
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